I thought i was being smart

Saturday we had this double date thing, so i got all ready, even put a load in the laundry, showered, got dressed, i walked out the door and as soon as the door shut i reazlied i didn’ t have my keys. my car keys and my house key is on the same ring. and my house door lock is the type that once you close it, it locks. so i was outside sitting on the steps waiting for them to come pick me up. See, i had a extra key box under my car for just such occurances, but when i went to grab the box, the box had broken and all that was left was the shell.. no lid, and no key.

Any which brings me to another point.. why would a physic palm reader need a doorbell?

Was that so hard?

See? There’s plenty of humor everywhere. I’m not the only one who can wax comedic-reliefy.

As far as the “good old days” are concerned, the world moves on and old men forget what they knew, even the faces of their fathers. Boy, is that poetic. More like a rip-off from Stephen King’s Dark Tower series. I am so lame.

😉

Insight into John’s World????

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound so good!; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No . wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….
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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal, don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can’t find it…
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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah……….thank you.
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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support:! Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I getthe circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”
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Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

Weekend Off?

I was planning on taking this weekend off. But now Time Warner want’s to come by saturday.. and you know how they are.. they say they have an on-time guarantee but that would mean them saying “we will be there at 9:25” but no.. they are going to be there between 8 and noon. And now there is a wedding scheduled for two tomrmow.. (do they let us know a week in advance? of course not. ) Patti and I had talked about doubledating with Carla and Jimmy and i was really looking forward to that.. but i guess that’s out of the question now. Maybe i can take patti and the kids out somewhere. chicken little starts this weekend… that’s an idea.

Silence Broken

Actually, I have been working on new material off-and-on. Most recently, the worship team and I worked on some original songs for the most recent “Light the Night” event. But that we didn’t get to play due to scheduling SNAFU’s, but whatever.

In case you two don’t know, I now have a job at Edinburg North as a “Tech Intern”. Also, I don’t blog here much more since most of my blogging needs are now served by my xanga site (www.xanga.com/gunslingersai). Oh, shameless plug…

more valley drivers

i saw the funniest thing on the way to work today. it was a bumper sticker that said “stop for red lights” i mean, are valley drivers that bad that the city of mcallen has to make a campaign to try and make people stop at red lights?

valley drivers

argh.. why are valley drivers so dumb? it’s like the word yield is not in there vocabulary. *sigh* oh well.. check out this site for some slight amusement. This weather is nice, if only it would last. last night was in the 50’s but this afternoon it will be in the 80’s, and i can’t find my windbreaker 🙁 Went to the Leal’s last night for dinner. It seams like i haven’t been out there in a week! That was cut short thought with some problems at one of the stations. i got to spend some time with patti before i had to go to the mission transmitter.