Funny Techs?

Ok, i was using the program to analyze problems in files.  I input the file, hit go and it tells me what’s wrong with it.  by mistake i put in an empty file instead of a real one.. here’s what it told me.

File is empty, length is zero bytes.

It is blank, barren and bare- vacant, and void.

It is a degenerate case

Oh well, i guess geeks have to have their fun too. 

in another piece of equiptment, the manual reads:

Consuming less power than electric hair clippers in a barbershop, the 711, itself, generates negligible heat”