Mad-lib Life reaches 1000 Post!  I just noticed that this is post #1000, wow. 

MY STORY.Hi, my name is: John
but you can call me: John
Never in my life have I: gotten drunk
The one person who can drive me nuts is: generally stupid people
My high school years are: years I’ll never forget but years i never want to have to do again
When i’m nervous: i hide
The last song I listened to was: “Ain’t no Sunshine”
If I were to get married right now it would be to: the same person i’m already married to, my wife.
My hair is: dark brown
When I was 3: was a pain in the butt
Last Christmas: i got engaged
I should be: helping my wife file papers
When I look down I see: cats
The happiest recent event was: a trip to the beach with the whole family
If I were a character on Friends: I’d be Ross
By this time next year: I”ll probably still be doing computers
My current gripe is: stupid valley people
I have a hard time understanding: women
There are these girls: that I love to death
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my wife
I want to buy: some gifts for these friends of mine
What city do you plan to visit next: Berlin
If you spent the night at my house: you might bunk with a cat
The world could do without: dumb valley mexican people
Most recent thing i’ve bought myself: a frozen coke
Most recent thing someone else bought me: propell
My middle name is: undisclosed
In the morning I: wake up and kiss my wife
Last night I was: up late
There’s this guy I know who: can dispose of that body for you
If I was an animal I’d be a: cat, they really aren’t required to do much.
A better name for me would be: The John
Tomorrow I am: going to change the world.. or go to work, which ever is easier
Tonight I am: going to wonder who actually read this thing.
My birthday is:October 24