Shocking Morning

So i’m getting up and ready… combing my hair minding my own business… when all of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, i saw something so shocking it could shake my existence as we know it.  a white hair.  i know that others have been spotted before, but this is the first time that I actually found one myself.  or maybe it was just the lighting.. hang on…

not quite sure what this means.  it’s not like i’m getting old or anything.  now where did i leave my meta-mucial